May 2011
Apparently, Twilight is ‘so popular’ because...
bieberisflawless:
theprinceofslytherin:
d-r-a-c-o:
Oh yeah, remember that time when I was a vampire.
Oh yeah and that time I hooked up with a 109 year old virgin.
OH! OH! AND THAT TIME WHERE I GOT PREGNANT AND MY BABY ATE IT’S WAY OUT OF ME AND MY HUSBAND BIT ME TO MAKE ME IMMORTAL. Oh yeah, those were good times.
oh and the time i was a werewolf . wow it was just amazing .
oh and...
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
When your friends tell you who they like and...
spandex94:
OMG, SOO TRUEE
When you do something cool
shutupandreblog:
When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
ray-chee:
sydneydanger:
